Call Me Saint Dick You Little Ho, Ho, Ho!

A shy young man dons a red and white Santa Claus costume and discovers that it's a highly effective pussy magnet

Five years ago I worked as one of those volunteer bell-ringing Santas collecting money for a local charity. The job turned into one of the greatest Christmas seasons of my life.

It also turned into the greatest pussy season I ever had, and all because I was wearing a Santa Claus suit. 

I first noticed the advantages of wearing the suit when people would interrupt their usual rush to chat with Santa, many of whom were young mothers or even single women.

Before long, I realized that wearing a Santa Claus costume was an opportunity to talk to ladies I would normally be too shy to approach, especially out on the street. 

I found that while I was hidden behind my red and white Santa costume, I could strike up a conversation with women and even ask them out without being embarrassed. After all, they were talking to Santa Claus, not me.

Some girls got angry, but most of the time they not only warmed to my advances but actually took me up on them. I found myself spending lunch breaks in nearby apartments or hotel rooms, getting it on with hot cunts who were getting a lot more personal satisfaction from their donation than they had imagined.

There wasn't an evening that went by when I wasn't getting my rocks off nestled between some girl's legs. I had considered myself lucky to get a piece of ass once a week before this, and now I had all the pussy I wanted. In fact, I could pick and choose from the young asses that wiggled by my corner.

Not only was I able to score with young chicks but with older women, too. Any woman with a nice body was eligible to become Santa's helper. And even as all this was happening to me, I was still amazed that I was getting all the pussy I wanted just because I wore a Santa Claus suit. 

I wondered if my fellow workers were doing as well as I was. For example, one day a girl carrying an armload of packages stopped by. I offered to hold her shopping bags while she rummaged around for some coins, and we struck up a conversation.

She was very well dressed and had a wool scarf wrapped around her head. She didn't seem to be a in a rush to get anywhere and impressed me as being kind of quiet. I did most of the talking during our encounter, and she just smiled and nodded her head.

The combination of her innocence and good looks was really turning me on. She was the kind of girl that I normally wouldn't have enough courage even to approach, let alone talk to, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity with this girl. After more small talk, I asked her if she'd like to go out with me.

I was surprised when she agreed, and we made a date for dinner. Her name was Ana-Lucia, on our friendly dinner, and I had no trouble convincing her to go back to my place for a drink.

It turned out that she was really hot to jump in the sack. She lived with roommates in a college apartment, but didn’t have many friends. She was shy, she told me.

Whatever the reason, it was all right with me. She had long, dark-brown hair, and I pulled it back and started nibbling her ear and kissing her neck. 

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She began breathing heavily right away. My right hand went immediately to her breasts. 

They felt warm and very soft even through her bra. 

I began kissing her neck, unbuttoning her blouse and moving my kisses lower and lower. I pulled her bra straps down and reached around to unfasten the harness as I kissed and sucked her tits. She had wide, flat nipples, and I would take them in my mouth and pull on them, and then tongue them as her moaning increased. The only move she made during this time was to push out her chest to offer me those beautiful white tits.

I ran my hand over her stomach, lowered it to her crotch and started sucking her boobs. 

She responded to this by pumping her ass up and down as I squeezed her pussy. I raised her skirt and ran my hand inside her panties, and when my fingers slid along her wet snatch, she really went wild.

She grabbed my hand, and I thought she was going to pull it away, but instead she held the back of my hand and rubbed it even harder on her cunt. This kind of response was really turning me on, so l started kissing her stomach. She enjoyed this, but when I prepared to go down on her she drew back and tightened her grip on my hand.

Pussy eating was definitely out of the question for her. She just wanted me to continue to play with her wet pussy. This attitude kind of put a damper on things, but when I inserted a finger into her hot snatch, she loosened her grip and began to get back into the mood. Her gyrating ass and heavy breathing got me back into the mood, too, and I soon learned that she had no serious hang-ups about fucking me.

I slipped her panties off, dropped my drawers and gently pushed her back onto the couch. 

I was still wearing my shirt and socks, and she had her blouse and bra half off while her skirt was up around her waist. I licked and kissed at her tits as I climbed on top of her. Then I guided my cock to her cunt hole and pushed it inside. She was hot and tight, and I thought I might blow my wad right away. Her pussy was super wet, and as | slid my cock in, I could feel the hot meat of her snatch gripping it. As I began pumping in and out, she started thrusting her cunt up to meet me. Her eyes were closed and her mouth was open, and she was moaning very loudly.

She'd been running her fingers through my hair, and when she came I thought she was going to pull it out. 

As she jerked my hair with every spasm, her cunt muscles tugged at my pole, and that brought me off in a great orgasm.

When I had finished, she immediately began rearranging her clothes. I realized she had all the natural qualities of a good hookup, she only needed a little training. 

We met for the next couple of nights, and although she still wouldn't let me go down on her, she remained a hot number. And besides, I was beginning to like her.

Then I met Liz.

She was a skinny chick who came walking down the street with her coat open in spite of the cold. She stopped to make a donation, and she started to come on pretty strong, which was a switch for me. I took her up on her offer, and I found out it wasn't a joke. I liked Ana-Lucia but didn’t think that should keep me from pursuing my newfound ability to seduce women, so I showed up at Liz's apartment. 

She invited me in and suddenly began kissing me. Then she led me into her bedroom and began taking off my clothes. She told me to lie on the bed and then slid off her white terry-cloth robe to display a thin but well-proportioned body.

She went down on me immediately, and my soft cock started popping up right away. 

It turned me on to hear her mouth gurgling with all that spit, greasing up my cock. 

As soon as I was hard, she rolled me onto my stomach and started kissing the small of my back. 

Slowly she worked down to the cheeks of my ass, then down to my thighs. As she worked back up to my ass and started licking along the crack, I began humping the bed. I tingled every time I felt her tongue flick my skin.

My balls tightened as she ran her tongue around my asshole. No one had ever given me a rim-job, and I knew now what I had been missing.

Then she rolled me onto my side and worked her tongue from my asshole up to my balls. After she tongued each nut, she licked the shaft of my cock and began to give me head again.

I pulled her ass up to me so that we could "69," but first I wanted to return the favor and lick her ass. I spread her cheeks with my hand and then stabbed my tongue directly at her brown eye. She sat up and pushed her ass back against my face and began rotating her hips as I licked and probed at her shit box.

| moved back around to her cunt and began licking it for all I was worth. As I ran my tongue up and down her snatch, I also rubbed my nose in it, stopping occasionally to suck and nibble at her fat clit. 

In a matter of minutes, she was coming, biting at my groin and saying, "Oooh, yes. Oooh, yes." 

When she'd had her last spasm, she raised up into doggy-style position and asked me to fuck her in the ass.

I got to my knees and stuck my cock in her cunt to get it wet. Then I placed the head of my cock at her asshole. 

She pressed back against it, and I penetrated her ass with no trouble. As | shoved my cock all the way in and began slow, humping motions, I reached around and began fingering her clit. She started coming again, and this started to bring me off. 

I grabbed her by the hips and began pounding into her. When we finished, we lay back on the bed, exhausted and totally satisfied.

Liz and I started seeing each other regularly, but I was still interested in Ana-Lucia and had to schedule dates carefully so that I could see them both without getting caught. Of course, I was still seeing other girls at lunchtime or late at night after I'd left Liz or Ana-Lucia. That Santa Claus suit was a real pussy magnet.

Those two girls had me going, though.  

Ana-Lucia was probably the nicest girl I had ever known, and her sex training was coming along nicely. But Liz was the wildest sex I'd ever had. Since I started wearing that red and white suit, I'd never had so much pussy in my life--at least once a night.

Although I finally convinced Ana-Lucia to give me a blow-job while I massaged her cunt, she wouldn't let me eat her out.

It was obvious she had never sucked cock before. At first she kissed it a bit and then took it in her mouth and began a simple up-and-down motion. 

This is one part of her training that I enjoyed. I told her to use her tongue on my cock, and that, when she took it in her mouth, she should move up and down slowly, with her lips wrapped tightly around it, and keep her tongue pressed against it. 

I also taught her to pay particular attention to the swollen tip of my penis.

When she gave me head, I usually had two fingers working in and out of her snatch while my thumb pressed against her clit. She would lie on her side facing me, and I could watch her expressions as she sucked me off-up to the point of taking my cum in her mouth. When it got that far, she just jacked my load out of me and watched the sperm shoot into the air. 

On the other hand, Liz didn't need to be taught anything, and l even learned a few things from her. 

Although she could be argumentative about what porn we watched (she loved lesbian porn, but it didn’t do much for me), I really enjoyed screwing her.

Once, when Liz was blowing me, she stopped just before I was ready to shoot and squeezed my prick. She kept this up until no amount of squeezing could hold back my wad. She made up for it by sucking and fondling my cock until she had it hard again.

She rubbed my first cum load between her small tits and pushed them together and had me fuck between them. 

There wasn't much flesh there, but it was still a wild feeling.

When her tits began to get dry, she covered them with hand lotion. It felt cold on my cock at first, but the lubrication was so good that it only took me a few minutes to shoot another wad, right onto her neck and face.

She wiped my cum off with her hands and then sucked it off her fingers, smiling at me the whole time. After that particular exchange, we kept fucking and sucking through the night

Looking back, I now see that it couldn't last. 

One evening when Ana-Lucia and I were in the middle of a hot session, Liz started pounding at the door. | wouldn't have answered it, but Liz started hollering for me. I'd forgotten that I'd asked her to come over. Liz was mad because I stood her up for another girl, and Ana-Lucia was furious and very embarrassed by the interruption at that particular time.

Although | eventually talked Liz into seeing me again, I couldn't convince her to see me regularly. Ana-Lucia refused to speak to me anymore. The Christmas season was past, and my steady supply of pussy had dried up.

It went slowly for me during the course of the next year, but the very next Christmas season once again proved that the Santa costume was still useful for picking up girls.

Each year I look forward to that holiday season so that I can bring my pussy-hunting suit out of the closet.

Harry D Somers

Harry D. Somers

Harry D. Somers is the editor and founder of Fresh Materials. Based in Miami Florida, he's the kinky, bisexual, horny, sex-positive blogger behind FM's articles, tutorials, and toy reviews.

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