26 Secret Hiding Places For Fleshlights, Vibrators And Sex Toys

‍There are plenty of great places to hide your sex toys that aren't in the top drawer of your dresser or nightstand

Few situations in life are more embarrassing and uncomfortable than someone finding your sex toys by accident.

But you don’t need to be devious to hide your sex toys effectively. Anyone can master the art of erotic toy concealment with our handy infographic and list of the best secret hiding places for Fleshlights and sex toys.

Best secret hiding places

1. In an old computer box

2. In an old xBox, Playstation or gaming console box

3. In a plastic storage tote labeled “work stuff”

Rubbermaid Commercial Brute Storage Bin With Lid, 14-Gallon – See on Amazon

4. In an old unused shoebox

5. In a old Kleenex box under tissues on a bedside table

Kleenex Soothing Lotion Facial Tissues – See on Amazon

Tissue boxes work great for hiding a small vibrator or bottle of lube you use regularly.

6. In a toolbox, tool bag or craft supplies box

Stanley STST19410 One-Latch Toolbox – See on Amazon

7. In an under-bed storage container

ClosetMaid 31495 Under-Bed Fabric Storage Bag – See on Amazon

These are ideal for large Fleshlight collections. For even more peace of mind, throw a blanket or towel on top to disguise the contents.

8. In a storage ottoman

CoCo Living Storage Ottoman Cube – See on Amazon

9. Behind books on a bookshelf

10. Behind a vinyl record album collection

IKEA Kallax Shelving Unit – See on Amazon

11. In a backpack, book bag, or messenger bag (with or without a combination lock)

Mancro Unisex Laptop Backpack – See on Amazon

If you put a lock on a sex toy bag, keep the bag somewhere that visitors won’t see when they enter your room.

12. In a gym bag or sports equipment bag

adidas Defender III Small Duffel – See on Amazon

13. In a weekender bag or overnight bag

S-ZONE Oversized Canvas and Leather Weekender Bag – See on Amazon

14. In a golf shoe bag or any kind of shoe bag

adidas Golf Shoebag – See on Amazon

15. In a large travel packing cube

JJ Power Travel Packing Cubes Set – See on Amazon

If you stash toys in a packing cube, be sure to put it inside something else to prevent nosy people from discovering it.

16. In an empty suitcase or luggage

AmazonBasics Hardside Spinner Luggage – See on Amazon

Hiding toys inside empty luggage is a great space-saver.

17. In a canvas tote bag on a hanger under a coat in your closet

Port & Company Canvas Bottom Shopping Tote – See on Amazon

18. In a lockable file cabinet

DEVAISE 3-Drawer Locking Mobile File Cabinet – See on Amazon

19. In desk drawer under a bunch of old phone chargers and cables

Monarch Left Or Right Facing 48″ Computer Desk – See on Amazon

For extra peace of mind, you could easily make a false bottom for the drawer.

20. In a large basket covered by decoy items

INDRESSME XXXLarge Woven Rope Basket – See on Amazon

21. In an old, gutted PC tower case

Thermaltake Versa H22 Black ATX Mid Tower  – See on Amazon

22. In the unused space inside a large gaming PC frame

Fractal Design Define R5 Gaming Case – See on Amazon

This is a terrific way to hide a Fleshlight since the fans would dry the sleeve and keep it warm so it’s always ready for playtime.

23. In a security lockbox labeled “tax documents”

Vaultz Locking File Storage Chest – See on Amazon

24. In a dorm trunk or steamer trunk

Seward Trunk Dorm and Camp Footlocker Trunk – See on Amazon

If you need room, a foot locker is big enough for big toys like floggers and whips and roomy enough for large collections.

25. In a breathable antimicrobial sex toy bag

Sugar N Spice Boutique Sugar Sak Extra Large Toy Bag – See on Amazon

26. In a locking antimicrobial sex toy box

Joyboxx – Passionate Playground Hygienic Locking Storage Box System – See on Amazon

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How to hide sex toys

Use these tips and strategies to make your adult toys completely undetectable to parents, roommates, friends, and houseguests.

Make it fly under the radar

Use what you know about human behavior to hide sex toys in plain sight. Which areas of your room are visitors and guests unlikely to touch, open, or clean? Depending on your living situation, decoys and disguises could be highly effective camouflage.

Keep it accessible

Don’t hide your toys anywhere that’s time-consuming or hard to reach or you’ll be less likely to play with them.

Ensure Fleshlights have airflow

Storing a wet Fleshlight sleeve is a recipe for mold, mildew and funky odors, so make sure that evaporation can happen. For some extra peace of mind, you can drop some desiccant packets in there to absorb any remaining moisture.

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Harry D Somers

Harry D. Somers

Harry D. Somers is the editor and founder of Fresh Materials. Based in Miami Florida, he's the kinky, bisexual, horny, sex-positive blogger behind FM's articles, tutorials, and toy reviews.

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